[ He sounds incredulous. The woman he bought this plant from said they actually like a bit of cold air, so they're excellent for keeping in a breezy window. But where V goes and puts it is next to Constantin's bed. ]
So that it can drink your blood, while you're sleeping.
[Constantin watches this placing of the plant, tickled by the very concept of A Friend in His House moving around, doing ordinary things. How new! How novel!
How what the hell, V, as always. He folds his arms and raises an eyebrow, like, alright...]
My friend, you are as strange as the day is long. My blood isn't any good, even for such a tiny thing.
[ V pauses over a basket of junk, poking through it curiously. Maybe other people would think twice, but V has some very loose concepts about personal property. ]
Do you know how to cook, or are you going to starve in here?
[ Can he starve with the fairy cottage sending cookies all the time. ]
[ That is V's sagest advice. He comes out of the basket with a set of tangled wind chimes. The carved wooden decorations appear to be... an umbrella and some ducks. It comes out of V's mouth before he can stop himself, ]
[ He untangles the different threads of the decoration. Chimes, yes they do make noise. V isn't sure that it's pleasant noise or why anyone would want this?? ]
Are you going to-- individually select places for all these things?
[ Like. How does one determine 'spots' for things like this? He blinks. ]
I wasn't involved in decorating the house.
[ Hakuno had curated the entire thing, down to his quiet black bedroom. Some might say that's too on the nose, but V actually found it incredibly peaceful when he was well and truly in the mood to just be left alone. ]
[Duck wind chimes... blood-sucking plants... he has a couple children's drawings around here somewhere, delicately set aside, waiting to be framed. It's the least princely he has ever been and he is enjoying himself.]
It is just an earring, you know. I'm not that fragile.
[But he crosses to where his coat is hanging by the door and fusses with it; one of these pockets... "If it troubles you" just sounds like polite noise, so is it a yes, for real? Hmm.]
Well. I haven't been there for anyone as much as they've needed.
[ Hakuno had, much like himself really, lost it to a fit of anxiety that had needed talking down. Then there was haunted Dimitri alone in his big house pretending to be fine. Everything is great! Everything is fine. ]</small
Ah. [He lets go of the coat.] You think you've wronged me somehow.
[Absolutely wild that people seem to give a shit when they do that to him these days, or at least, a few people do— but never mind.]
Did you come all this way to give me a plant and tiptoe around saying you're sorry? You are adorable, but it's nothing so earth-shattering as you think.
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[ He sounds incredulous. The woman he bought this plant from said they actually like a bit of cold air, so they're excellent for keeping in a breezy window. But where V goes and puts it is next to Constantin's bed. ]
So that it can drink your blood, while you're sleeping.
[ He's definitely being absolutely serious. ]
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How what the hell, V, as always. He folds his arms and raises an eyebrow, like, alright...]
My friend, you are as strange as the day is long. My blood isn't any good, even for such a tiny thing.
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You seem pleased. Have you lived on your own like this before?
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Never, actually! A handful of guards or a tavern full of people have always been just a few steps away.
[So this is both liberating and a little nerve-wracking. Who could have seen that coming. He glances at his... kitsch.]
I may have become a little manic about it.
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[ V pauses over a basket of junk, poking through it curiously. Maybe other people would think twice, but V has some very loose concepts about personal property. ]
Do you know how to cook, or are you going to starve in here?
[ Can he starve with the fairy cottage sending cookies all the time. ]
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I know how to boil things that need boiling.
[He can also make sandwiches!]
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[ That is V's sagest advice. He comes out of the basket with a set of tangled wind chimes. The carved wooden decorations appear to be... an umbrella and some ducks. It comes out of V's mouth before he can stop himself, ]
What is this?
[ Did he actually want to know though?? ]
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Wind chimes!
[Like there's nothing strange about keeping wind chimes in a basket. You know, he's getting to it. Slowly.]
I'm trying to pick a place for them, too.
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Are you going to-- individually select places for all these things?
[ Like. How does one determine 'spots' for things like this? He blinks. ]
I wasn't involved in decorating the house.
[ Hakuno had curated the entire thing, down to his quiet black bedroom. Some might say that's too on the nose, but V actually found it incredibly peaceful when he was well and truly in the mood to just be left alone. ]
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[That is how one decorates, for sure? This house came furnished, he can only contribute the kitschy parts.]
I'm sure it will be invigorating.
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Good luck.
[ He really feels like all these little things will never stop being moved around, because there's no way to give any reason to all of it. ]
Is there any theme to these things?
[ Maybe he'll want to buy you something silly one day. ]
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[Duck wind chimes... blood-sucking plants... he has a couple children's drawings around here somewhere, delicately set aside, waiting to be framed. It's the least princely he has ever been and he is enjoying himself.]
Why should there be a theme? It's my house.
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[ That's an interesting enough way to think about it. ]
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[See? It's like V already knew about the theme.]
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[ There was also that bit about needing to embrace smelling the flowers... Sigh. ]
I've wanted to ask, did it upset you? The letter I sent.
[ The one full of V's anxiety about not keeping a tight enough hold on his soul and a bargaining chip to that effect. ]
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[And clumsily attempted to press them, but his flower antics can wait a moment. Was he upset... hm! His brow furrows, thoughtful; hmmmm.]
You know I hate to see you upset, but I did want to help. It didn't wake me in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, if that's what you mean.
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[ His gaze is thoughtful on his friend, sinking down to sit on the arm of a chair. His hands hang loosely between the set of his knees. ]
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[...well, maybe so? Constantin is admittedly still a novice about how much is too much to ask of another person, after all.]
Are you asking for your trinket back, then?
[It's in his coat pocket because it pinched, but nobody has to know he doesn't understand how to wear ear cuffs.]
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[ Maybe it wasn't cold sweats at night, but maybe the niggle of dread that V really didn't mean to inflict on him. ]
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[But he crosses to where his coat is hanging by the door and fusses with it; one of these pockets... "If it troubles you" just sounds like polite noise, so is it a yes, for real? Hmm.]
You changed your mind so suddenly!
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[ Hakuno had, much like himself really, lost it to a fit of anxiety that had needed talking down. Then there was haunted Dimitri alone in his big house pretending to be fine. Everything is great! Everything is fine. ]</small
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Sorry, what does this have to do with returning your trinket? Is that going to help?
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I'm apologizing to you.
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[Absolutely wild that people seem to give a shit when they do that to him these days, or at least, a few people do— but never mind.]
Did you come all this way to give me a plant and tiptoe around saying you're sorry? You are adorable, but it's nothing so earth-shattering as you think.
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[ His tone is dry. ]
I'm apologizing instead.
[ Is he still tiptoeing, or is it clear enough now? ]
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