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[takeroot]

No, the round little machine does the sweeping. Very convenient! Has only knocked over three of my plants!

[lumberlady]

[wait... wait... the little round machine that sweeps...

Cardan had one, what was it called...]

room bar?

[takeroot]

Yes, those. Fortunate, too, for this house is too big for two people to sweep.

[as if he and Nyskie would sweep at all... laughable.]

[lumberlady]

oh CONSTANTIN has
"room mate"?

[AND NEITHER OF U KNOW HOW TO SWEEP?]

[takeroot]

I do, yes! Nyskie, have you met her? She is an entire experience.

[😌 best girl... who is also a gremlin...]

[lumberlady]

no i never meet woman who is having name NYSKIE
but if CONSTANTIN say is good then must be good ?

[honey he didn't say "good" he said "experience"]

[takeroot]

If you meet her [don't step on her because you are very tall and she is very little] merely mention my name and she will be kind to you, certainly.

She does enjoy practical jokes, however, so step lightly.

[lumberlady]

i understand
i use CONSTANTIN 's name as pass
wow!
advantage

joke like firecracker? or word playing?
i is bad with word playing
even more bad than failure of poetry before

[takeroot]

Yes, very advantageous! We have lived together for some time, so I would call my name very valuable, indeed.

That said: both. Do you like clowns?

[lumberlady]

clown?
clown is like
street performer?

they is fun to watch

[takeroot]

Yes, those. Nyskie is a performer!

[.......]

Nyskie also collects terrible and likely haunted clown figurines, which are in every corner of our home, fair warning.

[Just in case they ever have a house party or something... there's clowns here.......]

[lumberlady]

statue of street performer is thing for collecting?
is strange but
not most strange thing i hear about in this world

[to think, she has no idea how terrifying the western idea of clowns can be... this seems totally manageable in her head rn]

[takeroot]

Something like that. Actually, hold on.

[He needs to go and find one of these clowns to take a picture of it, which will not look even more haunted in the candlelight at all. It's fine.]

These fascinating little ladies.

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[lumberlady]

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what is this?

[takeroot]

She is one of many!

[you see. you see what he lives with. once, there was one that lived in the fridge.]

[lumberlady]

that is what CLOWN is?
i thought clown is street performer
this woman have butterfly wing and harlot clothing???

[takeroot]

[HARLOT CLOTHING.......]

You know, I think you would need to ask Nyskie! I am not the expert in these collectible women. Not all of them have wings!

[lumberlady]

is much different than
image in head
i see
i see

intent of statue is
not lewd?

[takeroot]

Not as far as I'm aware, no. That is also something you would have to ask her?

[lumberlady]

[omg they're around his house and he's not sure...]

alright
i reserve question for owner
is correct thing

[takeroot]

[look, he's pretty sure, that's enough.]

Possibly try to avoid asking that first thing.

[lumberlady]

i have manner...

[takeroot]

You did just ask me if someone else's collection of weird trinkets is for, somehow, lewd purposes or not. To be fair.

[lumberlady]

but we is
well maybe we is not friend yet but
we is acquaintance!

and is not first question i ask you?
is normal question look
clothing much tight and skin showing intimately

[takeroot]

What, her thigh? I suppose that is one interpretation. I cannot possibly find a way to look at this thing and see a sensual object, personally.

[nothing about this clown is sexy at all, sorry......]