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[gliblie]

"short pants" is an awfully long and boring way to say "jorts"

[Embrace it, Connie. She has added this word to her vocabulary and no one is going to tear it from her little claws.]

also... who said anything about the pants being reasonable? if they go down to the boot cuffs, i could just cut them even shorter

[She can and will pair his big, silly boots with daisy dukes if she has to. Not even dedication to a costume is going to see her in full-length trousers.]

[takeroot]

Your costume of me is rapidly becoming quite the caricature! Are you going to do a voice? Carry one of those "worm strings" around and call it a dove?

[Jot these down, but also don't. He knows not what he does.]

[gliblie]

[Interesting decision, volunteering ideas for her to better impersonate him at this future party! If he isn't careful, she might take it as encouragement.]

the worm-dove might be too confusing. perhaps a nice taxidermy bird instead

[Haha just kidding. Unless...?]

if anything, it should be you who is sporting the string worms. and probably your own pair of "short pants," considering that i don't think full-length trousers have graced my legs even once since i got here

[takeroot]

Not a hideous one, I hope. My birds are lovelier than that mouse thing your friend gifted you.

[Respect his birds with these dead animal props, thanks...]

Are the short pants to be the puffy kind?

[gliblie]

that depends on how adventurous you are feeling in your costume choices, i think

and how secure you are in your dignity

[That is to say, Nyskie wears the puffy kind because she likes them, but she knows that people here find them bizarre-looking. There is a nonzero percent chance that some people they know might laugh.]

but it WOULD be authentic. if you were feeling extra fun, you could get some matching 'art thou nasty' ones

those ones are my favourite

[takeroot]

[Puffy shorts he can do, whatever... but art thou nasty... he doesn't think he's nasty??]

Could it say something else, perhaps?

[gliblie]

what would you like it to say?

['Art thou tasty?' 'Blonds have more fun'? 'Fragile; handle with care'?]

[takeroot]

I get to choose?

[This isn't "I get to choose....from a variety of options," this is "I get to choose, which means you chose art thou nasty?" It's nuanced.]

[gliblie]

well i had to get mine custom made, so yes!

before you ask, i have seen shorts around that say 'are you nasty' on them

and i thought it would be funny to have a pair of my own

[It's the incongruity of it, dear roomie... The weird futuristic gem butt-slogan on good old-fashioned pumpkin pants. She had a mighty need!]