[why does he laugh at this... true idiot content (tm)]
I suppose one mustn't be o'erhasty to shaft his evening company, no, you're right! That said, it is equally silly to restrain one's appreciation. My friend, your fictitious gentleman is between a rock and a hard place.
Which is precisely why I intend to lend him a hand, you see. Nay, both hands! Only once I've got a firm grasp of his problem can I properly assist him. And I am nothing if not a problem solver, my dear Kostya.
Is that why you called? Are you lending both hands as we speak, and yet still lacking? I daresay the last problem remaining is what better use to make of your mouth, much as I enjoy our little talks.
[Make haste with the imaginary succ, buddy, it's only polite??]
Let's just say that this is one tough nut to crack. However, I am known for my rather persuasive tongue. I'm sure we could come to an agreement over the most satisfying solution.
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Well, they're best when roasted. That way, when they're fresh and hot, getting a handful will keep you warm on a cold night.
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Just the one handful? And yet you aren't nearly half so miserly about the melons!
[Damn Nikolai it's like you're not a hot nuts expert?? Suspect!]
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Don't you think it might be wise to keep one hand open? Other, equally tempting opportunities may...arise, after all.
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I suppose one mustn't be o'erhasty to shaft his evening company, no, you're right! That said, it is equally silly to restrain one's appreciation. My friend, your fictitious gentleman is between a rock and a hard place.
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[Well, this idiot is laughing too.]
Which is precisely why I intend to lend him a hand, you see. Nay, both hands! Only once I've got a firm grasp of his problem can I properly assist him. And I am nothing if not a problem solver, my dear Kostya.
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[Make haste with the imaginary succ, buddy, it's only polite??]
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