"short pants" is an awfully long and boring way to say "jorts"
[Embrace it, Connie. She has added this word to her vocabulary and no one is going to tear it from her little claws.]
also... who said anything about the pants being reasonable? if they go down to the boot cuffs, i could just cut them even shorter
[She can and will pair his big, silly boots with daisy dukes if she has to. Not even dedication to a costume is going to see her in full-length trousers.]
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[Embrace it, Connie. She has added this word to her vocabulary and no one is going to tear it from her little claws.]
also... who said anything about the pants being reasonable? if they go down to the boot cuffs, i could just cut them even shorter
[She can and will pair his big, silly boots with daisy dukes if she has to. Not even dedication to a costume is going to see her in full-length trousers.]